Crazy weather we're having here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States.

Today is a nice day. Actually, it's an amazing day! But it won't last according to weather.com. I should really be outdoors, enjoying the few hours of sunshine that we have here in Pittsburgh, but I'm not. Instead, I am stuck inside making maps of cricks. At least I won't have to put on sunscreen. I do not like putting on sunscreen. It makes my skin look whiter than it already is. I'm contemplating going all out to get burned really bad over the summer so that my skin would create more freckles and then maybe I'll look darker. I wonder what my followers think of this (Please comment). I also wonder how many freckles I have. I think I have more than 150. How many freckles do you have (Please comment)? This wind feels nice. I wish I had longer hair so that I can see my hair moving in the wind. That would be the bomb-diggity. What else would be the bomb-diggity? Jumping to the roof of the children's center in Morewood. Oh wait... already did that! WHAT UPPPPPP. I wish I wasn't such a pansy though and had explored more while I was up there. I guess there's always next time. No, I only have three weeks left! That is insane! Oh man, my map looks distorted. Maybe the world is distorted. Followers, I think I just had a light bulb moment. If the world is distorted, does that make us distorted? Sometimes I wonder if I'm distorted. Not just my face, but in my head; my thoughts are pretty twisted (Sorry, that was mean of me to say that to myself, sorry me! apology accepted). Seriously though, deep down, I'm afraid that I actually do want to see human centipede (see post). Now I feel like I'm going in circles with my posts. What if all posts went in circles? I think they would get dizzy. Sometimes I get dizzy when I stand up too fast. Or when I'm twirling in Amanda's chair. Twirly chairs are awesome. I wish I had a twirly chair. Actually, maybe not because then I would be tempted to always be dizzy and then I would walk like a drunk person. I don't think my research advisor would appreciate that. I wonder if Wisconsin has twirly chairs. What other chairs would be fun to sit on? The chairs in the baker cluster are super comfortable. I need to go chairing. I need a good projection. I seriously don't know what is wrong with my map. But I'll figure it out. I'm a smart guy. I'm a smart guy. I'm a smart guy. Seriously! What is wrong with my map? I don't even think smart guys can figure this bugger out. Uh oh! I think I broke it. Okay, until next time FIVE followers! I need to do my work. Check out the weather! Crazy Pittsburgh!

Mad Loves,
JaySizzle