What happened to my brussel sprouts?

I apologize for my previous post. I didn't feel it was very complete. As my loyal followers, you're probably worrying about my health and might be wondering how I got sick. I'm not exactly sure myself, but I can tell you what I know and maybe you guys can help me figure it out.

It all started on Wednesday, May 4th, at the Meeting of the Minds. From 12-2:30pm, I presented my honors research to thousands of people. Some were young, some were old, some seemed interested, some didn't care. Either way, I talked and stood for long periods of time many times.

At 2:30pm, I went down to the CIT poster competition awards ceremony, where my boy, Jacobo, won first prize! At the reception, there were also a lot of delicious omnoms, including cheeses, crackers, fruits, and punch of unknown substances.

When I went home, my throat was hurting a little and I had I feeling I was getting sick, but nobody believed me. It's probably because I whine a lot, sort of like the "boy who cried wolf". The next day, I really felt the pain. In addition, I sat in the library all day working on my research paper and I ended up hurting my back real bad. It was awful. I went to bed at around 4am or so and could not really sleep well, woke up at 7am feeling like an old fogey. I underwent lots of icings, restings, a nice shower, and multiple drugs to try to fix my back.

Now, I'm just thankful that my back isn't hurting anymore, but something happened to my brussel sprouts. And Jacobo is kinda getting out of hand right now. He keeps touching me. Definitely had too much to drink. I tried giving him a pillow to divert his attention, but that did not last long. Now, he is acting EXTREMEly inappropriately and it's making me feel uncomfortable and violated. Luckily, I know how to cross Jacobo's boundaries.

K. Gotta make sure Jacobo doesn't miss the toilet.

Mad loves,
JaySizzle