I am going to clean up after my roommate, Jacob Beatty.
I really enjoy doing this.
I am going to fold up all his clothes even though I know that when he gets back, he's just going to unfold and undo everything I ever did for him. He's my best friend.
Jake told me to blog about something. He told me to read it. I want to assign this job to somebody else.
Should I make his bed? Are these clean clothes? It looks like it may have been folded at one point? Not sure. I should get a second opinion from Amanda. I have a great idea! I'm going to RAP them in a belt (get it? because I like rap and it sounds the same as wrap).
I think I'm going to give up on cleaning up after Jake because this is getting out of hand. I just moved his stuff onto Amanda's black chair. I guess it's better than moving it onto Amanda's blue couch. Where should I put Jake's bundle of clothing? I need a string, but I found a rubber band! I wonder if it would break with the weight of the clothes. Here I go!!! ... Yeah, I think the rubber band will break.
ANOTHER GREAT IDEA but I can't let Jake know about this. Jake, if you're reading, stop reading.... NOW. I just attached the bundle-belt-wrapped-pile-of-clothing-I-folded onto Jake's chair using a RUBBERBAND! I feel great about this. I think this is one of the best ideas I've ever had ever.
Okay, I'm going to organize Jake's stuff now. A pile for homework, a pile for academic or something else, a pile for empty folders and empty notebooks. I don't know what to do with this card.
TLDR MATERIAL
Jake got all butthurt after I left his pile of notes, folders, books, etc. on his bed last night.
ReplyDeleteHe apparently had left his bed spotless, but all his stuff from the black chair had been moved to his bed for mariokart after he left.
Unfortunately through all my cleaning, I had left his neat little pile on his bed, and he was forced to perform the excruciating task of moving this pile from his bed to the adjacent black chair in the middle of the night.