Sitting down is dumb.

My butt is sore from siting so I'm lying down, but soon my arm will get tired in this position so I'll have to sit back down.

Wisconsin

Wisconsin or no? I must decide!

I'm losing my mind.

I said something super funny earlier today and everybody laughed, but I completely forgot what it was. Dang it! I am losing my mind. I really wanted to share this moment with my fan base. I hope it's okay to call you, my followers, my fanbase. I don't want to make you all feel like just a number to me, because you're not! I love and appreciate each and every one of you!

Okay, since I'm not getting much done tonight, I will be going to bed early because if I stay up any later, I would have to eat cereal.

For all my followers, here is an amusing photo of my favorite fish.

Here is a video to show you all I am a sick person. I wish I could post something happy and not something bad "Why can't it be something happy? Why does it have to be something bad?" But it's in my nature. Sorry guys. I hope I don't lose your... no, I'm not going to post the video of The Human Centipede because it's scary. Instead, I will post something happy.

I told Jake I was itchy and he just tickled me! Also, my neck really hurts. I think I have a neck tumor. Today, I posted a link to something, I can't remember what, and then two seconds later, Amanda posts a different link to an awesome site! I was completely shut down once more by the one person I am completely intimidated by.

K, now I'm really going to bed. Sorry if this post was tldr material. I really had a lot on my mind.

Mad Loves,
JaySizzle

Chopsticks

I wish I could use chopsticks. But I am afraid to practice using them in front of other people. So I just put them behind my ear, hoping that the way of the chopsticks would get to my brain. Sometimes, I put one behind each ear. They're also good for itching backs. Right now, they are in the spiral part of my notebook. I don't know why, but I think it's cool.

Sometimes

Sometimes, I feel tall. Sometimes I feel short. But most of the time, I feel normal.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Dear followers,

I've been watching "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." It's pretty funny. It makes me wonder - why isn't it sunny in Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh and Philadelphia live in the same state, but we don't get the same sun. Why is that? I wish there was a show called, "It's Always Sunny in Pittsburgh," then maybe we will get more sun. When there's more sun, then I become a nicer person. I don't like who I am when it is cloudy. Today, I got three records in Mario Kart (all in the special cup, YEAH-UH). Anyway, I just wanted to share that with you all because my friends in school don't care about my life. If it was sunny in Pittsburgh, I would have less of an excuse to stay indoors and play Mario Kart all day. So maybe it is better that "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" instead of Pittsburgh. Right now, I'm trying to figure out how to play stuff. I hate struggling with technology. It makes me feel incompetent. Talha just tapped my belly. I giggled. Jake is touching my butt with his foot and it's making me feel a little uncomfortable. But I can beat him. I'm just going to sit here and let him do this unspeakable thing to me and hope he gives up. Today, I am wearing all green! Ben thought it looked like a green dress. I don't know how I feel about that. Amanda told me I was pretty today. That boosted my self-confidence a little. I wish it was more socially acceptable for guys to wear dresses. I would be totally be up on that like nobody's business! Okay, I'm done for today. Until next time!

Mad Loves,
JaySizzle

Went to the grocery store.

The bus took forever to arrive. My grocery store experience was uneventful, so I will not tell anyone about it except for all three of my followers. Nothing happened. Do not type anything. I am now unpacking my grocery store items. This is probably the most exciting part of my day, right next to beating a record in Mario Kart.

I LOVE MARIO KART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First REAL Post

Amanda's Day from my Perspective

1. Burned finger boiling pasta
2. Forgot what a touchpad was called on a laptop while posting on my blog
3. Wore a fleece today with full sun, 60 degree weather and was too hot
4. Instead of falling asleep again today in Water Resources (and avoid making an addition to this list) she worked on homework while ignoring the lecture

JA-KA-BA's Day from my Perspective

1. Slept for 9+ hours and then claimed to have remained awake from 2am-7am without falling asleep
2. Wrote a very introspective post defending his love for Glee (this is a musical/comedy/drama TV series on Fox for those that have chosen to avoid it)
3. *complained, complained complained, feelings, feelings, feelings*
4. Asked if he should email or call Berkeley about finances/advisor. I said email, he calls, he's shut down and told to email

Talha's Alley

1. California is doing well, they have Las Vegas

ShimoShimo

1. Kept his door closed all morning just so I couldn't use his microwave
2. Locked the door while in the bathroom. I had to go before class, but again blocked. Clear violation of the open door policy

New Laptop!

Dear follower,

I just wanted to announce that I recently purchased a new laptop with MULTITOUCH TOUCHPAD! I can now zoom in and out with two fingers! THIS IS SO EXCITING. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! Thank you, Jake for tolerating me as a roommate and for letting me use your monitor. K Gotta bounce to class! Peace, Jake! Thanks for following me and for promoting my blog to our mutual friends. Feel free to promote it to people I don't know either. I like having random strangers follow me.

Mad Loves,
JaySizzle

FiRST POST EVER!!!!!

Dear Internet Users,

I am proud to announce that I have joined the blogspot community. I am very excited to be here. I hope I can bring my fanbase over from my Twitter and Facebook account. Once again, I love you guys and I am so grateful for your support. Thanks for being there for me.

Mad Loves,
JaySizzle